rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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foodishouldnoteat:

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spaece:

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raginq-fire:

Yess so relatable😁

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indieater:

artwaffle142:

Oh shit

today on i didnt know i was a satanist

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Marilyn by Earl Moran in 1947.

  • pokemon trainer: *wants to battle*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now